Haggis the Rent-A-Cat and
the Undermice of London


CHAPTER ONE

In the beginning, Haggis the Rent-A-Cat did not have to work for his living.  When he had first arrived at Fat Hen’s house by the side of Loch McSodden, he had been a ten-month-old stray, bold and lean and used to looking after himself.  His mother had brought him up, licked him into shape and then vanished.  All his brothers and sisters worked at the local farms, chasing rats and baiting sheepdogs.  But Haggis didn’t want to work on a farm.  So he hung out in the town, eating scraps, sleeping by chimneys and waiting for the twice-weekly fish van to appear...


Haggis the Rent-A-Cat and
the Black Cathedral


CHAPTER ONE

‘Neater!’ shouted Nan McCrabbit.  ‘Much neater!  Put your tail up, and don’t smudge!’  She picked up a single spicy prawn and dangled it between finger and thumb.  ‘Come on.  Don’t be lazy!’

Haggis looked at the prawn and walked slowly towards it.  Laid out on the floor were several black ink-pads and, beyond them, a pile of photographs.  All the photos were of himself.   Each picture showed him with his claws extended and his teeth bared, looking down very fiercely at a group of small, terrified mice all clustered together in a group...

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The Wreckers

A fine shipwreck has always represented sport, pleasure, treasure, and in many cases, the difference between living well and just getting by. Though it is the Cornish who became most notorious for wrecking, coastal communities throughout Britain regarded as the 'sea's bounty' as an impromptu way of providing themselves with everything from grapefruits to grand pianos. Some plunderers were supposed to be so skilled that they could strip a ship from stem to stern before the Coastguard had left port, some were supposed to lure ships onto the rocks with false lights, some simply waited for winter gales to do their work. 'For a fully laden general cargo to run to ground in an accessible position is more or less like having Selfridges crash-land in your back garden,' writes Bella Bathurst, 'a Selfridges with the prices removed'.

   

The Lighthouse Stevensons

‘Whenever I smell salt water, I know that I am not far from one of the works of my ancestors,’ wrote Robert Louis Stevenson in 1880. ‘When the lights come out at sundown along the shores of Scotland, I am proud to think they burn more brightly for the genius of my father!’

Robert Louis Stevenson was the most famous of the Stevensons, but not by any means the most productive. The Lighthouse Stevensons, all four generations of them, built every lighthouse round Scotland, were responsible for a slew of inventions in both construction and optics, and achieved feats of engineering in conditions that would be forbidding even today.

   

Special

A chilling and subversive debut novel about adolescent girls forging their identities - at any price. A group of teenage schoolgirls are on a field trip to the Forest of Dean. Vain, spoilt and interested primarily in sex, alcohol and outfits, the girls squabble and smoke, skive and bitch, torment their teachers and betray their friends, and the reader bears witness to the development and disintegration of relationships. So far, so typical. But this world of teenagers is a hall of mirrors, where the everyday can become monstrous, and nothing is quite what you expect. Soon enough something dark and sinister begins to move underneath the surface.

   

The Weekenders: Adventures in Calcutta

In 2001 a group of authors including Andrew O'Hagan, Tony Hawks and Irvine Welsh were given the opportunity to visit Sudan, one of the world's most inaccessible countries. The resulting book: The Weekenders - Travels in the Heart of Africa was an award-winning triumph, combining fiction and non-fiction into a compelling travel narrative that was both entertaining and illuminating. Now the Weekenders are back, joined by some new faces and taking on one of the world's most fascinating and contradictory cities - Calcutta.

 
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